ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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