This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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