Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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