if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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