ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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