She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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