Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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