This is not my ceiling
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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