I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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