just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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