who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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