is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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