we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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