Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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