I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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