They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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