May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
home. puking in laundry basket.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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