Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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