Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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