Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
3 2 1 whiskey
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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