if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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