I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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