I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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