we're blogging at a bar
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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