Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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