My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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