So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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