now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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