look no pants
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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