Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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