you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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