Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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