Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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