He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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