...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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