Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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