He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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