epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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