Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
that may or may not have been my penis.
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