I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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