How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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