I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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