He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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