would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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