DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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