I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why do cheetos always look like penises
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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