Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
tell me about the fingering
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