Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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