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(225): View more from Louisiana

I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.

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Who won?

(225): View more from Louisiana

All of them.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron

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(269): View more from Michigan

Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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(480): View more from Arizona

NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy

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