is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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