Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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