reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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