I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize
